This is the first of many sketches I plan on writing in the next two months. They will all be based on a comic. This one is based on this comic. It is really dumb and goes no where so I ended it after only a few lines. I am positive that you can write a better one than this and you should. If you do, then write one and go to this link and submit it. I will then send you a free print from my store.

We see two people(BOB and JANE) onstage

BOB

You know Jane… you would be a much better friend if you were a bunny.

JANE

(laughs)

What?

BOB

I feel you would be a better friend if you were a bunny.

JANE

I don’t know what to say to that.

Bob

You don’t have to say anything. You just have to turn into a bunny.

JANE

So I should take on the characteristics of a bunny. I’m not soft and cuddly enough. I don’t have enough vegetables in my diet.

BOB

No I just think you should literally be a bunny.

JANE

That’s not possible Bob.

BOB

I didn’t say it was possible. I just said that I would prefer it.

JANE

Well I can’t be something I’m not.

BOB

Doesn’t mean I can’t ask.